Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Burger Butter


As I stood in line at harveys waiting to place my order I was disgraced to see a guy walk right past the line up and place his order before all the patient people waiting in line. After receiving my order I headed for the cashier I noticed there were two lines...one significantly longer therefore I headed for the shorter one. I then noticed the selfish butter was waiting in the longer line and was looking as impatient as ever. At that moment I saw Karma in action. Butting in line at one point will ensure you have a longer wait in another line...so BEWARE!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Slow walkers beware


Why is it people feel the need to walk at snails pace, especially when you have somewhere you need to be at a specific time?
Why do people stand in groups and become completely oblivious to people trying to get by them in their big hoard??
Why do people play the little which way are you going dance when you are trying to pass by them???

Karma Price: being rammed by a person in a hoveround to increase walking speed

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Karma is coming for you pizza man!




A relatively short trip for a small snack consisting of breadsticks at a pizza shop turned into a fiasco. I was told said breadsticks would take 5 minutes to cook...nope...took 30 minutes as I watched every customer who came in be served while I waited there like a fool. After finally taking them out of the oven black and burnt the pizza man had the audacity to try to give them to me in that condition and get me to leave. After demanding my money back he only infuriated me more with his excuses.

Karma price: 50 smacks on the ass with a pizza paddle!

Karma Police comin at ya!

This blog is for all those who can relate to being wronged and harbor the secret wish that karma will balance such injustices. Many of us would like to believe that a bad action will be rectified later on down the line....and if that is your belief then this blog is for you!